Saw this funny quote about constructors in the very readable Head First Java.
“You have the right to your own constructor.
If you cannot afford a constructor, one will be provided for you by the compiler.”
For someone who watches way less CSI type crap than I do, it’s a clever take on the Miranda warning. That reminds me, here’s a ridiculously hilarious image that I found which spoofs CSI 🙂 (Make sure you’re zoomed in enough while viewing)